Square hole, round peg.

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03/20/2017 at 09:28 • Filed to: GM

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/20/2017 at 09:33

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Every single squared-off fender drives me completely insane, with few exceptions (eg Wrangler). The worst are the last-gen Grand Cherokee and all the GMC Fugmobile crossovers. I don’t have OCD, but I can be swayed.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/20/2017 at 09:43

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I’ve never understood the attraction for this.

Big old school Lego fans maybe?

:: edited to add old school, as obviously Legos have evolved to replicate every nook and cranny.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/20/2017 at 09:44

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I am guessing lives in a cloned townhouse development, commutes to a generic office park, needs that truck for the bi-annual IKEA and Home Depot visits.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tekamul
03/20/2017 at 09:44

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Because it looks butch and a good chunk of pickup sales are guys trying to look more butch.


Kinja'd!!! misfitmascots > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/20/2017 at 09:49

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All Gmc trucks have square wheel openings


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/20/2017 at 09:51

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Why is trapezoidal more butch though?

I’m not arguing your reasoning at all, that is probably a big contributor as it defines the segment, along side 16" badges and grills that would look at home on a school bus.

I’m just not sure why trapezoid>semicircle. Because boobs?


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/20/2017 at 09:52

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Amplified with aftermarket fender flairs.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/20/2017 at 09:57

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Wait, maybe this is a Canadian market car, buddy. Aren’t those Washington plates, guy?


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/20/2017 at 09:57

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Square fender square fender square fender.

SQUARE


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/20/2017 at 09:59

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Squared off fenders can work well.

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Asymmetrical fenders just drive me wtf though...

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Kinja'd!!! McMike > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/20/2017 at 09:59

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“more butch”

While that might be true, it doesn’t explain the GMC Terrain. I think they started this current GM square hole bullshit.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/20/2017 at 10:13

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I think you can blame big rigs for this design cue

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Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/20/2017 at 10:28

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I can’t tell if it has a lift or they just hacked way to deep into the fender and bed. :/


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tekamul
03/20/2017 at 10:45

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Society decided a long time ago that hard angles/lines are manly and curves are feminine.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/20/2017 at 11:01

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Straight GM garbage.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/20/2017 at 11:20

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*flicks wrist*

I’ve always gone for more effeminate. Butch is for lesbos.

My peen doesn’t need any compensation.